Welcome to the premier edition of Paris Spotting! Our girl has had a busy week so without further ado...
The biggest news of the week comes by way of parisexposed.com. The website, launched on Wednesday, offers monthly subscriptions for $39.97 U.S. and promises "New never before seen sex videos, 250 personal and private videos, and drug use that makes Tony Montana look like a missionary."
Apparently, the website's creators acquired the contents of a 6,000 square foot storage facility from an auction after Paris failed to pay her $208.00 bill. Paris and former boyfriend Joe Francis have now reunited to file a lawsuit against the site.
Read more here.
And as if this wasn't enough for the poor girl, Paris was also sentenced to 3 years' probation for reckless driving, fought with Stavros Niarchos in a Hollywood nightclub, snubbed her "friend" Scott Storch, and underwent eyelid surgery.
In other news... It would seem that Anderson Cooper is 'The Paris Hilton of Television News'.
I hope you enjoyed this week's installment of Paris Spotting. Stay tuned for another juicy glimpse into the fabulous life of our favorite pop princess.