Friday, April 13, 2007

Catch Her If You Can

It would seem my girl, Belinda Stronach, doesn't know what she wants anymore. In just a short amount of time, Belinda left her post at Daddy's auto empire, joined the Conservative Party of Canada, left the Conservative Party of Canada, joined the Liberal Party of Canada, and just yesterday, announced that she is returning to Daddy's auto empire. And that's just her professional life. In the same period of time, she has been linked to ex-Chicago Black Hawks defenceman Jerome Dupont, Montreal Alouettes defensive end Marc Megna, Minister of Foreign Affairs Peter Mackay, Toronto Maple Leafs goon Tie Domi, and most recently Bill Clinton. Although her contribution to Canadian politics is debatable, there's no question she brought some much needed Pazazz to the typically stodgy scene. Who's going to step up and bring the sex appeal back to Parliament? Belinda, we'll miss you!